The Way of Kat Zen
- sleep often
- if your hungry, go get it
- bury your shit
- if it looks fun, play with it
- purr when your content
- watch and listen to everything
- spread zen, jump on laps
- wash often
- ignore that which is not important
- the furball and i are one
- lick often
- attack that which moves
- meow to open doors
- Always look as if you we're hungry
- Be nice to the person who gives you your food
- don't return home for weeks at a time
- keep table tops clean: knock things down
- ignore superfulous humans
- humans are the real pets
- Lick your crotch, just because you can
- know that if the food that the persons gives you smells as nasty as possible, you're REALLY going to enjoy it
- no matter how much you want to, your people will never let you touch the cord from the lamp
- molt all over everything
- cough out furballs
- pee in the plant pots
- Don't ever, under any circumstances acknowlede the fact that you've done something that your owner disaproves of
- lick you own ass because you can
- fuck thy nieghbor
- http://www.rathergood.com/kittens/
- sleep while people are around so you can destroy things while they are gone
- Kill the family dog
- don't discriminate: kill things and kill often.
- look bored, always
- rub yourself
- eat
- lick
- read barcodes
- network cables are a good alternative when all you have is dry boring catfood
- yawn & stretch
- You don't have an owner, you have a staff.
- be skittish all the time
- rake leaves with your tail
- play with mice but only until they become still, and boring.
- the best water comes from the drippy bathtub faucet.
- the best sun to bask in falls on the windowsills
- the best way to fall asleep is upside down, or in other odd positions
- play with dogs, but only until they become bloodied, and afraid of you
- meow !
- give your human pets plenty of attention
- an nichts denken
- eat grass
- coje
- come mierda
- never follow instructions right away, be sure to take a message and get back to whoever gave the note later.
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